The Weirdest Gifts in the World
Most Certificates are Pressure-Embossed with an Appropriate Seal
Certificates, Forms, Posters and Assorted Wacky Gifts
NOTICE: Please do not inquire about one-of-a-kind certificates. We make no certificates that do not have a mass market.
Gag Posters, Banners
$29.95 FC-05 Fake “Wanted” Poster, FBI Style
$29.95 FC-30 Fake “Wanted” Poster, Old West Style
$22.95 FC-40 Personalized Shooting Targets
$2/Ch. FC-33 Huge Gigantic Custom Banners
$29.95 FC-31 Missing Pets, Missing Persons Posters X 3
$65.00 GC-1 Giant Custom Crossword Puzzles
Fake Marriage Certificates/Romance
$16.95 FC-03 Fake Marriage Certificate
$16.95 FC-04 Fake Marriage Certificate
$16.95 FC-07 Fake Marriage Certificate
$16.95 FC-08 Fake Marriage Certificate
$16.95 FC-09 Fake Marriage Certificate
$16.95 FC-10 Fake Marriage Certificate
$16.95 FC-11 Fake Marriage Certificate
$16.95 FC-12 Fake Marriage Certificate
$16.95 FC-13 Fake Marriage Certificate
$16.95 FC-14 Fake Marriage Certificate
$16.95 FC-15 Fake Marriage Certificate
$16.95 FC-16 Fake Marriage Certificate
$16.95 FC-17 Fake Marriage Certificate
$16.95 FC-18 Fake Marriage Certificate
$16.95 FC-19 Fake Marriage Certificate
$16.95 FC-20 Fake Marriage Certificate
$16.95 FC-22 Fake Marriage Certificate on Security Paper
$16.95 FC-22B Fake Marriage Certificate (Spanish)
$16.95 FC-02 Committed Relationship Certificate
$25.00 FC-21 Are We Hot or Not? Relationship Meter
Political Gag Certificates & Misc
$16.95 C-84 Clinton Presidential Pardon (actual text)
$16.95 FC-49 Teresa Heinz Kerry BIG MOUTH Award
$16.95 FC-87 Jennifer Wilbanks Spoiled Brat Award
$16.95 C-85 Clinton Presidential Pardon (reality version)
$ 6.95 FC-29 Terrorist Hunting Licenses (3 cards, wallet size)
$16.95 FC-43 Certificate of Knighthood (Mick-Freaking-Jagger?!)
$16.95 FC-47 Purple Owie Award
$16.95 FC-86 Kevorkian Gift Certificates
$22.95 FC-40 Personalized Shooting Targets
$65.00 GC-1 Giant Custom Crossword Puzzles
Risque’
$16.95 FC-01 Largest Penis in the World Certificate
$16.95 FC-50 Fake Ultrasound
$17.95 FPD-1 Fake Pregnancy Papers
$65.00 GC-1 Giant Custom Crossword Puzzles
Miscellaneous
$16.95 FC-48 Charles Darwin Award
16.95 FC-49 Teresa Heinz Kerry BIG MOUTH Award
$16.95 C-86 Kevorkian Gift Certificates
$16.95 FC-02 Committed Relationship Certificate
$22.95 FC-21 Are We Hot or Not? Relationship Meter
$65.00 GC-1 Giant Custom Crossword Puzzles
$16.95 FC-87 Jennifer Wilbanks Spoiled Brat Award
$16.95 FC-23 Universal Fake Certificate (for almost anything you can think of)
$16.95 FC-24 Fake Diploma Certificate
$16.95 FC-26 Fake I.Q. Test Result Certificates
$16.95 FC-28 Giant Invoices (Get the Attention of Your Deadbeat Clients)
$29.95 FC-31 Missing Pets, Missing Persons Posters X 3
$29.95 FC-32 Dry-Erase Office Pool Poster
$27.95 FC-35 Dry-Erase Employee of the Month Poster
$16.95 FC-36 Pet Birth Certificate
$24.95 FC-36b Pet Memorial Certificate
$24.95 FC-37 Dry-Erase, Never-Ending, Universal Calendar
$16.95 FC-38 Fake Land Deed–One Square Inch of Any Planet
$16.95 FC-39 Fake Land Deed–One Square Inch of Ocean Bottom
$16.95 FC-42 Certificate Granting Unlimited Lives
$16.95 FC-43 Certificate of Knighthood (Mick-Freaking-Jagger?!)
$16.95 FC-44 Certificate of Graduation from Earth
$16.95 FC-46 Certificate de Wiccan (certificate of witchery)
$16.95 FC-47 Purple Owie Award
$22.95 FC-40 Personalized Shooting Targets
Giant Contest Winner Checks
OVERVIEW of Giant Personal Bank Checks
$32.95+ Giant Personal Bank Checks (not fake)
Dry-Erase Items
$29.95 FC-32 Dry-Erase Office Pool Poster
$27.95 FC-35 Dry-Erase Employee of the Month Poster
$24.95 FC-37 Dry-Erase, Never-Ending, Universal Calendar
$65.00 GC-1 Giant Custom Crossword Puzzles
Custom Gift Wrapping Paper
$38.90 FC-45 Custom Gift Wrapping Paper
Fake Medical Tests
$17.95 FT-01 Fake “Medical” Test Kits (personalized)
$17.95 FT-02 Fake “Pregnancy Test” Kits (always positive)
Gag Gift Boxes/Labels
$26.95 FL-01 Fake / Gag Gift Boxes
Custom Shooting Targets
$22.95 FC-40 Personalized Shooting Targets
Sympathy / Get Well
$16.95 FC-47 Purple Owie Award
$16.95 FC-42 Certificate Granting Unlimited Lives
$16.95 FC-48 Charles Darwin Award
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